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From: Mishima Eiji (editor@bshimbun.com.jp)
To: Saitou Hajime (email hidden)

Subject: The Sunshine Cafe Massacre

I understand that you were involved in the mowing down of several gang members at the Sunshine Cafe, yesterday. It's rumored that the police used unncessary force. Would you care to set the record straight? For once?

If so, and I highly suggest you do, please give me a call. You'll know my number.

Sincerely,

Mishima Eiji

~~~
Bunko Shimbun
Editor/Founder

"The Truth Shall Make Ye Fere"

Date: 2012-04-09 08:48 pm (UTC)
saitoh_hajime: (laugh)
From: [personal profile] saitoh_hajime
I can state with absolute certainty that no lawn mowers were involved.

Other than this,
No comment. Moron.

Please direct any and all press inquiries to the following webmail address:

publicrelations@NewMegi.gov

Date: 2012-04-14 01:41 am (UTC)
saitoh_hajime: (laugh)
From: [personal profile] saitoh_hajime
I can buy my own coffee and don't need to wear heels. Honestly, Kid, where do you come up with this stuff? Other than this,

No Comment. Please direct any and all press inquiries to the following webmail address:

publicrelations@NewMegi.gov

Date: 2012-04-14 05:02 pm (UTC)
saitoh_hajime: (pondering)
From: [personal profile] saitoh_hajime
Moron.

Buying me a cup of coffee is a privilege, not a right.

Considering that you are a member of the press, I would highly suggest you familiarize yourself with the difference.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_of_Japan

Date: 2012-04-15 05:07 am (UTC)
saitoh_hajime: (closeup)
From: [personal profile] saitoh_hajime
I like the first saying better. Always have. Always will.

As for your search for truth, let me know when you manage to find it.

Otherwise...

No Comment. Please direct any and all press inquiries to the following webmail address:

publicrelations@NewMeji.gov

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